Wanted by the FBI

Yes it is true the United States Department of Homeland Security has requested our presence in Indianapolis on Thursday March 3, 2005. We will travel there to give them the finger, well actually all of our fingers. They will send the fingerprints to the FBI for the appropriate background check. It seems that after we complete all of these background checks, fingerprintings and interviews we will have top secret priority clearance which will allow us to walk into the White House unannounced for lunch with George and Laura. Steph has been wanting to meet Laura anyway and I have been meaning to give W a call.

On Thursday I will pick Steph up in Anderson and we will take our passports and our fingers to Indianapolis.